Dye Another Grey

Madonna, once determined to reverse the ageing process, is determined to reverse plastic surgery procedures, according to a Daily Mail "source". Madge came under much ridicule after her appearance at this year's Grammys.

"Despite what people think, the criticism over her drastically different appearance does affect her", the person revealed to the right-wing newspaper.

 

"She sees and hears what people say about her and, for the tour, she wants to look more like herself again for her fans".

According to the source, the mother-of-six plans to involve her children in her shows: Lourdes, 26, Rocco, 22, David, 17, Mercy, 17, plus 10-year-old twins Stella and Estere.

"She'll be bringing them along on tour and will include them in the show", the mysterious person added.

 

"Madonna is really turning it out. She is in incredible shape and will kill it with this tour. It may be her last tour, so she wants to make it perfect. She is in incredible shape, and her body is sick". 

For readers under 30, "sick" means "outstandingly or amazingly good or impressive".

"This is her labour of love", the insider claimed. "Her perfectionism is driving everyone up the wall, but she does not care. The crew is working their arse off because everyone wants to make her happy. She has no issues whatsoever with firing someone at the drop of a hat".

 

"She wanted younger dancers, and she's using a fresh crew this time around. Madonna likes creative people who can take direction. She is usually not one to take suggestions and knows what she wants".

With seats up in the Gods starting at £800, Madge had better make it "perfect".

But the question on every Bond fan's lips is:

Will Die Another Day make her setlist?

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