The writing's on the balls
The master of middle of the road music, Ed Sheeran, plans to gift James Bond theme tune singer Sam Smith a 6ft tall marble penis.
Ed, whose hits make Heart FM's 50-songs on loop and can often be heard ringing from housewive's six-seaters on the school run, previously thrilled Sir Elton John with a big one.
"Sam saw one of them in my pub at home and said, 'Oh my God, I'd love one of them'. So I'm having one the size of them made for him", the ginger-haired singer revealed.
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